Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Harry Potter - book 7 predictions

This is my prediction of what will happen in book 7, based on the highly trained English-major methodology that I became an expert of at the University of Texas, so if this predicition does not follow the book, its most likely that J.K. Rowling has worms in her brain and has deviated from the natural plot outcome.

1. Dumbledore is not really dead
2. Potter will not die
3. Snape will die, and likely from the actions of Harry, which Harry will later regret
4. Voldemort will capture or nearly capture Harry and importantly read his thoughts which includes a bitter hatred of Snape, therefore solidifying Snape's position within Voldemort's minions which will be Voldemort's downfall
5. Dumbledore will die for real this time


I just wanted to let you all know that these are my predictions so that when they come true, you can be witness to my omniscience. In essence, you are my bookies and this is my bet.

If you would like to know any of my reasons for my prediction, let me know, but otherwise I don't want to sway your own personal expectations, which happen to be wrong if they contradict the ones I've listed above.

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