When I am despot

I am going to endevour to write down the things that I will change when I become world despot:

1. Templates within InDesign will work as they should.
2. Microsoft Publisher will be eliminated from the world and all references to it erased from history.
3. I will re-organize the IRS. Taxes will no longer be based on income. A much simpler system will be implemented in which you are taxed based on your ability to spell. This should generate much more revenue for the government.
4. Spontaneous driving tests will be given to all drivers, generally at four-way stops. Those failing to understand the etiquette and procedure of a four-way stop will have their license and shoes revoked.
5. There will no longer be any one-way streets.
6. BobFM, the radio station, will immediately stop referring to "Bob" as a person, and the actors on those commercials will be shot.

Finn and Teddi found a friend

Apparently I've been mistaken. The critter getting into the back porch and peeing and eating Monster's food has not been a racoon, its been a possum. I was wondering this morning as I was getting ready for work why Finn was making a weird bark in the back yard.

ffxi linkshell snippet

Xyon: Hey Gar, did you see that documentary 'kung fu killers'?
Garyuu: I don't like to watch documentaries about myself.

(short pause)
Spider: You killed Kung Fu?
Garyuu: Kung Fu challenged me. Kung Fu lost.