last night's dream

Ok this trumps the one in which I was an Egyptian Sungod living in an abandoned subway tunnel.

Monster and I were staying with some friends in a big city who lived in an apt that was underneath a tram and it was cool to hear the noises of the tram that ran overhead. That part isn't really integral to the rest of the plot of the dream, but it was still cool.

Monster was still a kitty but somehow she and I could understand each other. Its not like she talked or anything, but it was like somehow when she or I thought something, the other knew and we were friends instead of cat and cat owner, if that makes sense?

Anyway, these flamingos met us and told us that if we followed them down to meet their king, he would give us presents and grant us wishes, etc., but the King Flamingo lived down in these series of caves underneath the city and we had to follow them to where he was. So Monster and I started walking through the caves to the king flamingo and for some reason I was like 'w/e, i'm gonna go back, this is dumb, ' so I turned around and went back, but when I was back at the apt, I felt bad because Monster was there all alone and I knew that probably the flamingo minions were not telling us the truth about everything and she was in danger. So after a while, I headed back to the under-city caves and hurried to catch up with her.

So finally I did and then we entered the chamber where the king flamingo lived and he was giant, like sorta raptosaurus big, and he had teeth in his beak and I knew he was evil and that we'd been brought here to be his dinner. So I struck first. I attacked the king flamingo, placing a choke hold around his neck strangling him. He fought and tried to bite at me with his big toothy beak, but he couldn't reach me. The minion flamingos for some reason weren't helping the king, and finally he died when I stabbed him under his jaw with a pen or knife.

Monster and I stood there for a moment wondering why the minions weren't coming after us, but we decided it was best if we took off and got back to the city main level, so we left and went back to the apt and the original flamingos that led us through the caves showed up and gave us tshirts with flamingo icons on the front.